water's jokes
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.