Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphan's Cereal
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. Orphans don't have parents, right? So, no dad to buy milk. They gotta use water on their cereal because they're fresh out of luck and parental support. And you, Mr. Smarty-Pants, probably still ask your mom to cut your sandwiches into triangles.