Water jokes
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
"Among Us" tea water.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Two nuns in a bath.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.