Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Two nuns in a bath.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
