I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
