Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
Is your tap water running well you
Beta go catch it
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
