The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
