Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says "Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink". The bartender says "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!". The drunk says "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink". The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?". She says "Vinegar and water"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.
one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet. No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
