What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
