What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Water Jokes
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
