Want jokes
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.