Want jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Memes
Shorse
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.