Want jokes

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

Sheep want to wool the world :)

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

Husband: Honey, do you want sex?

Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.

Husband: Is that your final answer?

Wife: Mmmmm.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: No doubts?

Wife: No.

Husband staring a long time at his wife.

Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.

Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?

Because he didn't want to see the bill.

I wanted to get brain surgery.

I changed my mind.

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

They wanted somebody to call "daddy."

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"