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What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.