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Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Memes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"