Want jokes
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."