Want jokes
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Memes
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.