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Why can’t an orphan play GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.