Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn't stop. I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Have you ever seen the clown in walmart that hides from gay people? No..... Really? Hahaha Grasshole
