Wall jokes

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?

A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.

What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.

Where do walls shop?--Walmart.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?

It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.

Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.

Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"

The bartender says, "No bread here."

And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"

And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."

So the duck says, "Got any nails?"

And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?