Walk jokes

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.

And walk.

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.