Walk Jokes

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

So relatable Tbh.

A man is being carried by two police officers. The text says "When you're fighting with your siblings and your mom walks in:".

I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.

A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?

A: Ow!

A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

And walk.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.