Walk jokes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Memes
And walk.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Walking is just running with extra steps.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"