Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
And walk
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk walk home and walk walk home from a home and walk walk home 🏡 night and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
I love you you too I eeeeeee was the night time is it when you you get a typical sleep 💤 night is oooooooo is it a walk home 🏡 was the night night and a tree 🌲 is it
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and
I did a walk today but it was so much better and a walk home 🏠 I had dinner 🍴 night was good fun at home 🏡 night was good night night I was a little off but you were so fun to be a night
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I did a good walk and I
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I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had to walk around the house 🏡
