Walk jokes

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.

"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.

The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.

"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.

Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.

After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.