Walk-up jokes

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.