A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
You have 10 to live
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?
10, 9 8..
in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.
a neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. when i said "in the bed" my neighbor said, " oooooohh, how long is the penis?" i said wait here, and i interupted my parents while they were doing some "buisness" and asked my dad the exact question he said. then he spanked me.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
In Africa a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty the kangaroo said that when they have no water they dig a hole and water comes out of it then the kangaroo digged and in 1 minute the koala said that is there any watering there now and the kangaroo said no and the koala had to wait for so many minutes and soon water came out of the the hole and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water and the kangaroo wanted water too so he tried to pull out the koala but instead his tail got chopped off and then they never became friends again
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies " I don't know miss.... The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says "Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says "what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says "180"! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks "what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet"? The sister says " I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world"! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet"? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says "what is the second one"? "180"! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!"
The end
oh mom there is poop in the toilet still mom. oh that was me and the dog me. wait whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
man: die potato potato: *screams* i like trains kid: i like trains man: no wait train: *kills man*
I SET FIYA TO THE RAIN! wait no that aint possible what... I EVAPORATED THE RAIN!
You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME !!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies action and likes when it gets harder... Your Penis
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke it for people to like your joke ,but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well,
bro wait are cannibals real tho? anyway my joke is if u eat urself r u a cannibal? think about it lol haha
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
