Vs jokes
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!