Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, so the answer is yes.
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
