New Video Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

Listen to the autism song on TikTok.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.

His parents weren't too happy.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.