Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.