Video jokes
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.