Video jokes
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
Mom! (DYM 48)
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
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Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.