Video Game jokes
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
Memes
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Sans
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Tilted Towers is gone.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Fortnite