Video Game jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Creeper?
Hollow Knight Meme
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
"Among Us."
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.