Video Game jokes
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Pokemon
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.