Video Game jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Sans
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Memes
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Fortnite
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
"1v1 me bitch!"
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.