Video Game jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
GTA 6
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
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Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL