Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
When red do be sus, though.
"Among Us" tea water.
Gaming, uh?
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Pokemon
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Anyone play Roblox?
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
