Video Game jokes
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Nightguard fucked up
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Super Mario.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.