Video Game jokes
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
GTA 6
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.