Video Game jokes
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."