Video Game jokes
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
An orphan canβt ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he canβt get a wanted level.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Memes
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! πππππππ
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
GTA 6
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
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Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- PokΓ©mon
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
