Video Game jokes
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
GTA 6
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.