Video Game jokes
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
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Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Anyone play Roblox?
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.