Video Game jokes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.