Video Game jokes
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
When you try to sneak something
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why are USA people bad at Clash Royale?
They lost two towers.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!