Video Game jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
GTA 6
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."