Video Game jokes
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Memes
Fr tho
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?