Video Game

Video Game jokes

Bar

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Hero

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

Orphan

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Fortnite

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Grandmother

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Kid

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Keyboard

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Fortnite

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Bid

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)