Video Game jokes
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.