Video Game jokes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
GTA 6
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.