Video Game jokes
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Memes
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.