Versus jokes
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.