Versus jokes
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.