Versus jokes
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.