Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)