Value jokes
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What's better than poo?
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
2nd meme on here:
guess who this is i know
Community talk
The Vessel faced The Kraken, the False Embodiment of Death. The Vessel wouldn't survive. He knew that. But he no longer cared. Perhaps he never cared. He had never been one to see himself as a person of value, even if the others tried to convince him otherwise. His eyes closed for a moment. He had time to reflect before the final trial. The calm before the storm, some might call it, but the Vessel knew he had already… Read more
Maybe im not doing as good as i thought? Maybe i am enough i wonder if I am , wide at night can't sleep been few days? Im in need of something I dont know what it is ? Maybe its money or maybe food or communication with close ones? Maybe i am enough to them ? Maybe im not? Wether I cry for no reason or cry for a reason it feels the same? Wether I want to get held just close ? Why am I ranting?I dont even know? Are y… Read more
.どうせ負けると分かっているのに、なぜ私たちは戦い続けるのだろう？人生は辛い。自分の人生に価値がないのに、戦い続けることにうんざりしている。他人のことを自分より優先するのは、そうすることで誰かの役に立っていると感じられるからだ。毎食後、吐こうとするけれど、何も起こらない。睡眠薬を飲むとき、毎晩ボトルを全部飲み干さなかったことを後悔することがある。