Value jokes
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Values be like for alphabets:
My work here is done.
Fuck teslas
Bruh
Community talk
The Vessel faced The Kraken, the False Embodiment of Death. The Vessel wouldn't survive. He knew that. But he no longer cared. Perhaps he never cared. He had never been one to see himself as a person of value, even if the others tried to convince him otherwise. His eyes closed for a moment. He had time to reflect before the final trial. The calm before the storm, some might call it, but the Vessel knew he had already… Read more
Maybe im not doing as good as i thought? Maybe i am enough i wonder if I am , wide at night can't sleep been few days? Im in need of something I dont know what it is ? Maybe its money or maybe food or communication with close ones? Maybe i am enough to them ? Maybe im not? Wether I cry for no reason or cry for a reason it feels the same? Wether I want to get held just close ? Why am I ranting?I dont even know? Are y… Read more
.どうせ負けると分かっているのに、なぜ私たちは戦い続けるのだろう?人生は辛い。自分の人生に価値がないのに、戦い続けることにうんざりしている。他人のことを自分より優先するのは、そうすることで誰かの役に立っていると感じられるからだ。毎食後、吐こうとするけれど、何も起こらない。睡眠薬を飲むとき、毎晩ボトルを全部飲み干さなかったことを後悔することがある。