The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Value Jokes
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
