Value jokes
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What's better than poo?
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.