Value jokes

These jokes are so dark that their life matters.

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.