User jokes

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

Hey guys, I use toilet paper.

User name is Nico Belick.

People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!

What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?

Kiss my ASCII!

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Worst joke ever: me and my user.

ABBaS.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

What are wheelchair users experts at?

Being lazy.