5+ Best Login Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

Username

ur dad left u for a bag of takis · 4 years ago

My username good.

Password

Hailey ❁ · 4 years ago

*Enter password*

"ScoobyDoo"

"Password must contain special character."

"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account

Screenshot of the McDonald's app showing 2,010,520 points in the My Rewards section.

Account

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro · 3 years ago

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Orphan

electroboxsponge · 4 years ago

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

Password

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

Sheet

Gwen Jonson · 5 years ago

Sign in sheet!

Return

Gwen · 3 years ago

I'm back.

Union

X · 4 years ago

Welcome to the X Union. Sign up below.

Account

Anon · 5 years ago

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Gurl

Anonymous · 5 years ago

GURL

Password

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

Google

Cat®️ · 10 months ago

The meme contrasts two scenarios regarding Google's account security. The top panel shows a small, low fence across a sand court, labeled 'Google when someone hack my account.' The bottom panel shows a wooden door with numerous locks, chains, and a combination padlock, labeled 'Google when I login to a new device.'

Time

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"

Reddit

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 2 months ago

The 'Annoyed Picard' meme image showing Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek with his arm outstretched in frustration. The top text reads 'WHY THE FUCK' and the bottom text reads 'DID REDDIT REMOVE THE ABILITY TO BROWSE ITS SITE WITHOUT LOGGING IN?'

Capybara

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

An image featuring a photo of a capybara at the top and a series of Instagram comments below. The comments mock the animal's generic appearance, comparing it to a default video game character, common loot, or a tutorial enemy. Text includes: "Imagine being a random fucking thing", "bro is an enemy in the tutorial", "bro is the default animal", "Bro is built like common loot", "Just some bullshit with fur", "Ts is a damn login reward", "His only job is existing and that's enough", and "Went to the pet store and just said 'one animal please'".

Community talk

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hello ppls , may i cant get into britix it tells me to log in and it doesnt work

Anonymous

i forgot my password to my old account OOPSIES

CallMeLyxi-alt

Dude's I'm BACK! CallMeLyxi is BACK! I forgot my old login so... here's a new account!