Login jokes

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

My username good.

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

*Enter password*

"ScoobyDoo"

"Password must contain special character."

"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

Humanity.

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