When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
What does biden do he does you. What does do something useful unlike you
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
