"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common? - Both aren't what they used to be...
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
Your mummy so tall she uses the Effiel tower is a dildo
yo mama so fat Donald trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
