What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
There is only one reason why I find woman useful
That is because they make sandwiches. But that is about it
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
Hey Gwen come on let chat! we can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focuse on us!
Gwen I set out som chats for us just got to pr! btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff so I am usng my schol computer I don't have long but I will make sure to have som tim 4 u
Ever head the saying white people can’t jump?? Well I thinks that’s total bull shit you should have seen us on 9:11
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Your mom so poor she buys used food.
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
When the Driver ran out of fuel what kind of gasoline did he use grassoline
zre um be carefulll when useing a gun ok and meh not fat boy
Why is death taken so lightly??? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
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