Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-Rasing.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
