Uranus jokes
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
More like your anus.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Uranus has 27 moons.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Man, Uranus is so big!
My name is Martha.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!