pore Uranus, he is so gassy.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"
NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there
my name has anus in it
uranus is pranouced ur anus
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine ๐ (Credits to my really funny friend)
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow ๐ฎ
Little Jonny when he makes a Uranus joke Little jonny:I have achieved comedy ๐๐๐๐๐
hey wanna read here have a comet book
Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
i like uranus
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
ur mom
did u hear that uranus is cracked?
wy isuranus look like a paper becuase u do see the other side