Uranus

Uranus Jokes

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine ๐Ÿ˜† (Credits to my really funny friend)

so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus