Uranus jokes
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
My name has "anus" in it.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Henry is in Uranus.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Uranus has 27 moons.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
More like your anus.