Uranus jokes

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.

Uranus is a gassy planet.

My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.

I like Uranus.

There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.

Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.

More like your anus.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

Oh, look! It's Uranus!