Uranus jokes

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

Ur mom.

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

I sucked your mom's anus.

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

You can’t land on Uranus XD

Uranus is cold.

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Uranus floats around in space.

Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)

Uranus spins on its side.

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.