Uranus jokes
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
You can’t land on Uranus XD
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
My name is Martha.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
More like your anus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
I sucked your mom's anus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.