Uranus jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
My name has "anus" in it.
Ur mom.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!