Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
My name has "anus" in it.
Ur mom.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
