Uranus jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
My name has "anus" in it.
Ur mom.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!