Gas Giant jokes

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

Uranus is a gas giant.

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.