Gas Giant jokes

Uranus is a gas giant.

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)

Jupiter

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.