Uranus jokes

What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.

Uranus is huge.

I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

Man, Uranus is so big!

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!

The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.

Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!