Uranus jokes
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Uranus is huge.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
you.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?