What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
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I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know 😏😏
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
theres something on ur chin....... no the 3rd one
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋
Uranus Ur anus your anus anus is what's in between your two buttocks
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
