Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur chin.
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet
Bully: i bet ur dick is so small when u look down you cant see it
Guy: i dont, i see ur mom
Balls in ur Jaws
What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
