there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
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i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
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Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
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Balls in ur Jaws
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
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I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know 😏😏
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
