Ur jokes
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
You're a bish, and you are too!
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!