Ur jokes

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

Ur mum gay.

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

Ur mom gay.

Ur face.

"Ur mum is big."

"Ur Mater."

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Ur mom gei.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have no friends :'(

Ur Granny, tranny.

Ur Dad, lesbian.

Ur Mom, gay.