Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mineš
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
Everyone put ur age here
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this aināt a joke but why not
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
why do sisters hate u?
because ur their favorite step brother:P
ur mom fat lol
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising uš³š³ Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros š¤£š
Ur mum -oh wait,you donāt have that
Teacher: Iām gonna call ur parents Orphan: go on see if they pick up
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
Hey Jorden CalerendiĆ” ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
Ur hairline soooooo far back it looks like itās been slapped up by will smith
Your hairline is so far back just like ur dad is from u
When ur born on 4/20/69
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away