I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Ur Jokes
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Ur mum.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Your dad.
You're gay.
"Ur mum is big."
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored π΄ so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Ur next.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Like this joke. Ur mom.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. π©π©π©ππππ¬οΈπ¬οΈπ¬οΈπͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈ
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
