Ur jokes

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Ur mom gay.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: .....it...

Friend: No

Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!

Friend: Why are you like this?

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?

Up your ass.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!

Your dad.

You're gay.

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

"Ur mum is big."

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

Ur next.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

Like this joke. Ur mom.