Ur jokes

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

What kind of fruit can fix your sink?

A plum-ber.

Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"