Ur jokes
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Memes
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.