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Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
When ur born on 4/20/69
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
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Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
Ur forehead so big its got its own gravitational pull
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?
U dye it blue and it will cut itself
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Ur hairline is so long the Rock complimented it
Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”
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My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
