Ur jokes
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Ur mom is emo.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 馃槵
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 馃槶
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 馃樀
that one person in ur class be like
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Ur mom gei.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Ur mom fat lol.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Ur mom gay, lol.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD