Ur Jokes

ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost

Your hairline goes so far back that even ur mom couldn’t see it

Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it

Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?

U dye it blue and it will cut itself

ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "

dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?

Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued

Little herobrine im CUMMING IN UR MOM! CALL ME SADDAM HUSSEIN CUZ IM DROPPIN RAP BOMBS!!

Ur forehead so big its got its own gravitational pull

Knock knock

Who’s there

UR MUM

whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?

Step on ur small sister foot she will always open her mouth like a dustbin

Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-

(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”