Ur jokes
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Memes
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.