Ur jokes

Mom

    • Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

    Orphan

    • I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

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    • Syndrome

    • Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

    It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

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    • Mother

    • Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

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    • Family

    • 💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

    Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

    Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

    Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

    Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

    Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

    Mom: But what he did was wrong.

    Girl: I know.

    (SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

    Mom: Is that ur dad.

    Girl: Yes Mom

    Comment Part 2

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    • Uranus

    • When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

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