Ur jokes
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Ur mom is emo.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Ur face.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.